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Plastic be the end of me

January 25, 2010

My name is Lauren and I am a merchandise maniac. I like to get the useless crap with collectors editions of games or spend actual REAL money on figurines and posters. Yeah, real money!

Sometimes I cut pictures out of magazines and I stick them up on my board to make my room look “cool”. I hang Gears of War COG tags beside my £300 worth Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) figurine and Sheva (Resident Evil 5) action figure. I bought the Metal Gear, Halo and Gears of War novels. I even got the Assassin’s Creed 2 one… but it was a bit rubbish. I proudly hang my Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare ‘Boot Camp’ dog tag like it is some kind of important accomplishment.

Thing is, I don’t really understand as to why I do it. Maybe I find secret comfort in surrounding myself with useless junk. Maybe I can’t accept the fact I have turned 23 and I am still blatantly refusing to wear make up. Maybe I am just a bit weird? Yeah, lets go with that one.

In that corny picture you see above, I am holding onto a Bayonetta Scarborough Fair Gun. Those “lucky” gamers who pre-ordered it from certain retailers got the gun and a little stand for free. What value!? In all honesty, the gun is utter crap. The paint job is horrible and I am sure the chain is going to drop off soon, along with the little plastic green gems attached.

Most have sold their guns on Ebay, netting in a worthy £50 if lucky. I’ve thought about this. I always need money, I am a dirty student after all. I also kind of want to hang onto it. Why? Silly memories I suppose.

You see, the aforementioned Call of Duty 4 dog tag is very important for me. It was the same day I debuted the UK Inside Xbox and started to go to more gaming events. I met the wonderful guys at Xbox there, some interesting people, got into the finals for the tournament and missed out in winning a rather awesome TV. That is a memory to me and one of the many reasons I enjoy writing about my experiences on the internet.

I have a name badge with “My gamertag is:” printed alongside Xbox 360 and Games for Windows logos. I’ve scrawled “atheistium” under in messy black writing. I got this badge at PAX07′. I remember having a mini discussion with someone from the GamerChix about girl gamers and such. Was a funny day.

All this random crap in the end holds memories. While I am desperate to clear out and clean up, I can’t let go. How odd.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. January 25, 2010 8:34 pm

    I liked this post a lot. It was very sincere. 🙂

  2. Alex permalink
    January 25, 2010 9:58 pm

    I remember at that COD event they had mis-spelt your name to Lauron on the competition board and it made me laugh as it made your name rhyme with Moron. Hohoho.

  3. January 26, 2010 4:46 pm

    Well, for the stuff that hold memories or reminds you of accomplishments it’s perfectly fine. Like someone who keeps photos or old trophies. 😀

    The other stuff, well as long as you’re willing to part with it if need be it’s just decoration. Nothing wrong with that.

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